Four For RAW

After last nights escapade and crash on the first junction on The Road to Wrestlemania tonight is already proving to be a huge night. If not on screen but everywhere else in the world.

A few things that we can be sure of are we have a Royal Rumble victor whose name isn't Victor at all, it is Batista.
Bray Wyatt is moving on up to the guillotine by feuding with Cena.
The New Age Outlaws are the WWE SIX TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOORRRRLLLLDD!
And Randy Orton is still the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Tonight of all nights the fans in attendance have to be heard. From start to finish they have to be the entire IWC and Universe's voices. They have the chance to really show WWE what we think and get someone to take notice.
I'm hoping they'll blow the roof off for the entire 3 hours while us at home can do the same from where you are right now.

The Royal F'N Rumble...

*Warning: This may come across as rantish, nonsensical and not the usual style I post. That's because I'm going on 3 hours sleep, being robbed of 20 quid from a billion dollar company and just going on a bender on twitter with anyone that'll listen!*

Now by the Royal F'N Rumble I don't mean it like EC F'N W but more like Miley F'N Cyrus.
Normally I am upbeat, positive and always try to find the silver lining, but watching this years Rumble has got me, well, wanting to trap my wobbly bits it the kitchen drawer.